UNEMPLOYED? BENEFITS RUN OUT?
Now batting, pinch-Senator, Carte Goodwin, the replacement for the late Robert Byrd of West Virginia has broken any filibuster and relief for millions of unemployed is about to spew forth. Republicans wanted to PAY for the extension by using UNUSED TARP money...it's already set aside. The Democrats would have none of it and added it to the DEFICIT...about $34 BILLION.
We've SPENT $3.7 TRILLION in bailouts, already and do you see any real PROGRESS? Do you?
CAN YOU EVEN FATHOM A TRILLION DOLLARS?
Well, for STARTERS, it's TEN BILLION OF THESE!! WANT A MORE STARTLING IMAGE?
Watch the 5 Minute Video as I try to help you PICTURE a TRILLION dollars...STACKS OF $100's. How many Benjamins does it take to make a million? Maybe not as many as you'd think. How a bout a billion...a TRILLION? Watch and see.
AND...find the NEW TERM for illegal aliens, according to the US FOREST SERVICE.
TODAY'S BRAIN STRETCHER
Survey says 34% of Americans have done this when inviting guests over for a dinner party. What have they done?
Find the answer below or on Alpha's 5 MMV.
CAN WE JUST START CALLING POLITICALLY CORRECT, POLITICALLY RIDICULOUS?
US Forest Service nabbed a Mexican National...ILLEGAL...tending to his 7300 pot plants in Shasta National Forest near Redding, CA. Of course it was not HIS pot plot...it belongs to some Mexican Drug Lord...BUT...the stupidity is that the USFS could not bring itself to call the arrested suspedpct an ILLEGAL...in the report, he was called a "DISPLACED FOREIGN TRAVELLER!"
Yeah, he made a wrong turn in Albequerque and the next thing you know, he finds himself tending pot plants in California! He should have a serious talk with his TRAVEL AGENT!!
Happens to me all the time! I'm just going to the store for a loaf of bread and somehow I wind up in a whole different country growing illegal substances...oops, I mean displaced substances.
One time the said I was robbing a store...I told 'em I was just a NON-TRADITIONAL SHOPPER!
NOW WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, OLIVER STONE!
Good ole Ollie...buddy of Hugo Chavez, says the US should just SEIZE all domestic oil companies. Just TAKE 'em! It's what any self respecting dictator would do, right?
Forget that they are PUBLICLY HELD COMPANIES...that human beings own stock in them and some depend on those stocks for their livelihood! Just TAKE 'em. It's what any Communist Dictatorship would do, right? Right!
YOUR BRAIN STRETCHER ANSWER
According to Turning Leaf Wine, over 1/3 of Americans have tried to pass off CARRY OUT FOOD as HOMEMADE! Shame on you!! Ever done it? Nahhhh! Couldn't hide the Carabba's bag, right? Right.
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