POLLS ARE OPEN
It's PRIMARY DAY in Georgia...get out and VOTE...there are SCOUNDRELS to VOTE OUT!! 

SO, YOU HATE THE ARIZONA IMMIGRATION LAW?  OK...LET'S PASS THIS ONE:

If you agree that the Arizona Immigration law is unconstitutional, racist, draconian and degrading to illegal Mexican immigrants. etc...OK, then...let's pass THIS ONE! 
mexicoslaw.com/
It's the Immigration laws of MEXICO.  Let's do as THEY DO!! Would THOSE work better for ya?


ANOTHER WHITE HOUSE PARTY?
                                      
After his Maine vacation, the president and Michelle celebrated BROADWAY NIGHT at the White House.  The event featured noted Broadway artists and celebrities, including Marvin Hamlish and Nathan Lane, was recorded by PBS for later broadcast...nice little PARTY NIGHT for the Obama's and a nice little TV commercial for the PRES...
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE CONSIDERATION FOR US...THE GUYS WHO PAID FOR YOUR LITTLE SOIREES?!!? You've gone on three vacations and thrown as many CELEBRITY PARTIES at the White House since the BP spill...I don't know...maybe in the interest of APPEARANCES...just cut back on it a little?  It gives the feeling of elitism and arrogance...let 'em eat cake...

                                                             YEP, GET READY AS YOUR ELECTRIC BILLS                                                                    "NECESSARILY SKYROCKET!"

Them's the words of Barack Obama, himself, as he talked about the "Cap and Trade Bill," he's been pushing since his campaign.  Now it has a much more "acceptable" name but it means the same as Majority Leader, Harry Reid readies the Senate docket to push for its passing. 
This is happening as CHINA surpasses the US as the NUMBER ONE consumer of energy.  So, what will WE do?  We'll make consuming energy SO EXPENSIVE, business will wither.  You see, it TAKES ENERGY TO RUN AN ECONOMY.  Look at what CHINA is doing and THEY will not be subject to any of the onerous regulations of this or any GLOBAL LAW, like the Kyoto Treaty...which says the US has to pay money to "DEVELOPING COUNTRIES" ... like CHINA AND INDIA.  Does THAT make sense to anyone?
And by Obama's advisers' OWN ADMISSIONS, to reduce the carbon emissions this law requires, "WILL BRING OUR ECONOMY TO A GRINDING HALT."
SO...WHY THE HELL ARE WE DOING IT?   ANYONE?  ANYONE?

LINDSEY LO--GOES TO JAIL
In the immortal words of Forrest Gump..."That's all I got to say about that..."

MEL GOES TO AUSTRALIA?
And his ex-wife, and biggest supporter...Robyn...who Mel DUMPED for this Russian woman...whom he is now accused of beating and abusing...IS GOING WITH HIM.  Oooookay.

AND I'M GOING TO VOTE
But first...something fun about KIDS...got 'em?  Check this out.

KIDS ARE QUICK!  THE LITTLE WISE GUYS!!
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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find  North America .
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:    Correct.  Now class, who discovered  America ? 
CLASS:          Maria.
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TEACHER:   John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong.
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.  

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.  
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.  
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.  ' 
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:         All right..'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:     George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand..    
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
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TEACHER:    Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE  :      No, sir. It's the same dog.  
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TEACHER:     Danny , what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
 Danny:      A teacher.
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AND THIS PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE FOR YOUR TEENAGER...


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