WE'VE HAD A LOT OF NEW VISITORS HERE LATELY...THANKS!
Activity on our site has really picked up in the past few days...wonder what's going on!  We're grateful for all who come visit...no matter what the reason.  I hope you're finding something fun and entertaining here and keep coming back.  I'll keep posting things I like to talk about.

OH, HERE'S AN UPDATE...KELLY STEVENS IS NOW AND AVOWED THESPIAN

Yes, he's out...and he's cast in a new play at the Alliance Theater in the Acting Department.  I don't have all the details...but it LOOKS like he's got the roll of a praying mantis...a very LARGE praying mantis...he's probably saying GRACE. 
I'll post the details as they come in.

THEY'RE GOING NOOK-YOU-LAR

That is the term used on Capitol Hill for the term "Reconciliation."  Which is an even VAGUE-ER term for forcing through a piece of legislation.  It's been done before, but never for a bill with this level of opposition and one which will amount to 1/6 of our FEDERAL BUDGET! 
It's the health care bill and the Democrats are determined to make it law.  Republicans are equally determined to oppose and some "moderate" Democrats may resist it, as well.  BUT...it looks like there will be a HEALTH CARE BILL coming soon...whether you want it in this form or not.  Celebration time?

(Oooohhhh, Madame Speaker, do you think we could slip away behind one of these flags and...AW HAW HAW HAW?")
(Hmmm...Not NOW Mr. CHIEF OF STAFF....maybe later during the vote, we will push the buttons together")

I can't help it, this picture just looks so FUNNY. 

OK...ARE WE OVER THIS CHICK, YET?

Yes, she is WORLD CLASS BEAUTIFUL but is that any reason to keep excusing her for ASSAULTING PEOPLE?  What is this the THIRD...FORTH person she's attacked and injured?  This time it's her driver.  Apparently something set the diva off and she punched and slapped her driver from the back seat of her luxury limo.  The driver stopped the car immediately after the incident.   He found and told a traffic officer that Campbell hit him from behind hard enough for his head to hit the steering wheel and cause bruising under his eye.  This comes after doing some "community service" for attacking one of her assistants.  She's thrown phones, punches and insults...whaddaya say it's time to throw HER in jail?  Maybe a nice cellmate will show HER how to take a punch...

UPDATE--It looks like criminal charges will not be filed against Campbell...again...she gets away with it.

READY FOR ANOTHER TAX?...ON YOUR GAS?
Experts say that in order to meet CARBON DIOXIDE EMISSION STANDARDS laid out by the Obama Administration, TAXES on gasoline would have to rise...how much?  How about $4 per gallon bringing the price to about SEVEN DOLLARS PER GALLON!?! 
How's that GLOBAL WARMING WORKING FOR YOU NOW?

OH, YOU'RE ALREADY STARTING TO PAY FOR HEALTH CARE TOO...AT THE RESTAURANT!
And so it begins...restaurants in San Francisco have started to ADD ON taxes or FEES, in order to pay for HEALTH CARE.  You'll find a little extra charge on your bill at most SF eateries.  They will add a "few dollars" or a percentage in order to cover the cost of employees health care.
OK...if they are doing that...I figure the TIP is a way to compensate WAITRONS for the fact that "benefits" are generally NOT covered in their, usually, meager hourly pay.  Soooo...if they are NOW going to expect US to pay for their health care, shouldn't we drop the tip an equal dollar figure or percentage?
I would think that is fair, wouldn't you?
That is if you can AFFORD to eat out, any more...

AND FROM NEW RADIO STAR...
OK...IS THIS THE STUPIDIST?  MOST STUPIDIST?  KNOW ANYTHING MORE STUPIDER?
A British man is losing his driving license for six months after he was caught walking his dog from the driver's seat of his car. Police in Annfield Plain, England, said Paul Railton, 23, was driving along the street at 5 mph with his dog attached to a leash dangling out the window of his vehicle. Railton appeared before a judge and admitted to a charge of not being in proper control of a vehicle. He was issued three points on his license, bringing his point total to 12 and resulting in a loss of driving privileges for six months. He was also fined $99. "A lot of people exercise their dogs in that manner," Railton said. "It's a joke. I'm not bothered. I knew I'd get three points. I might save myself some money not having a car."
(YEAH...wha't the point of having a CAR if you can't use it to WALK the dog!)
Any wonder a study last week said that in 20 years, 80% OF BRITISH MEN WOULD BE OBESE!?!

OK...MAYBE THIS IS MORE STUPIDER...WOULD YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH COW FECES?
This story comes from the Agence France-Presse...
The sacred status of cows in India has been even further enhanced because  research labs are developing a line of medicines made of cow feces and cow urine.  Scientists in Ahmedabad, India are using the feces and urine to formulate cures ranging from cancer to bad breath. Kesari Gumat, a scientist at the Ahmedabad Research Center, says the cures are contained in ancient Hindu holy texts.  The Center has 300 cows, where their excrement is collected and spread on the ground to dry in the sun. Visitors are asked to remove their shoes and socks and are then told to walk across the field of feces. "Walking on fresh cow dung is very healthy," Gumat said. "It kills all the germs and bacteria and heals wounds. And dry cow dung is a great scrub to get rid of dead skin and improve blood circulation." The list of uses of cow feces and urine include soap and toothpaste, incense sticks, and even a soft drink. Cows are sacred to the huge population of Hindus in India who don’t eat beef, but bodily excrement is acceptable once it has been stirred at a high temperature to kill dangerous bacteria. Impurities are removed from cow urine through distillation.

MMMM...nothing like an ice cold bottle of COW URINE after a hard workout...
Cow Pie Toothpaste?  Not the fist thing I want to stick in my mouth, first thing in the morning!

OK BRAIN...
A new study says, in order to have a happy marriage, husbands should do this TWICE A DAY.
What is it?

Answer:  COMPLIMENT HIS WIFE!
Whether she deserves it or not?  Ok, I'll shut up.
Here's the story:

Researchers asked 4,000 husbands and wives to pinpoint their happiness in eleven different aspects of married life and calculated the typical stage when everything falls into place.

Just under three years emerged as the point when couples feel completely comfortable with each other's bad habits and have a plan for their future.

The study also found that couples claim to have their best sex after two years and four months.

They'll also spend the longest amount of quality time together each evening and make small gestures like offering to cook dinner and help with the washing up."

According to the study, here are the Top 10 things that lead to a happy marriage:

Enjoy 1 hour and 15 minutes 'me time' each day
Saying 'thank you' for helping out with household chores
Taking walks together
Partner offering to make a cup of coffee
Spend 24 minutes having a heart-to-heart a day before bed
Kiss and make up following any arguments before falling asleep
Five hugs and at least one 'I love you' a day
Four texts, calls or emails during work a day
Curling up on the sofa together 3/week
Husband compliments their wife twice a day

Later
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