THIS JUST IN...MICHELLE VACATIONING SEPARATELY FROM BARACK...ON HIS BIRTHDAY?

It looks like Michelle Obama and daughter, Sasha will be off to SPAIN, instead of vacationing with DADDY next weekend. The thing is, THAT'S BARACK OBAMA'S BIRTHDAY. They are throwing him a big party in Chicago and everything...of course it costs $30,000 to attend the party. (Are you obliged to bring a GIFT on top of that?) So, Michelle and Sasha will miss the party...I guess Malia is the only one who can afford the $30G!
POOR LINDSEY...THE INMATES DON'T LIKE HER!
One report says the inmates are GETTING TIRED OF LINDSEY LOHAN. A relative of one inmate says when Lindsey has visitors, THE FACILITY IS ON LOCKDOWN. There are claims that she is getting some security considerations that others do not get and it's causing her fellow convicts to GET A LITTLE TIRED OF HER.
...HEY, JOIN THE REST OF US!!
YOUR BRAIN STRETCHER QUESTION
On average, it takes us 2 DAYS, 17 HOURS to do this and some say they JUST CAN'T DO IT. What is it?
Find the answer below.
OLIVER STONE...NEVER MET A DICTATOR HE DIDN'T LIKE...EVEN HITLER!!

Oliver Stone, darling of the left and lover of all things DICTATOR, has spoken again...and it's not pretty. Find out what he said in my 5 MINUTE VIDEO BONUS 3 MINUTES this morning. You can click and watch above.
You'll also find out about European and American economic trains heading OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS.
What Barack Obama is doing to help solve some of the IMPORTANT issues of today and what a friend we have in Pakistan.
Check out both videos.
MORE EARTHS OUT THERE?
NASA's Kepler Mission is exploring DEEP SPACE and has found 700 NEW, SUSPECTED PLANETS outside our solar system. 140 of them are similar in size to Earth. Cool! No sign of any sort of intelligent life but then again I'm not so sure there is any HERE, either.
YOUR BRAIN STRETCHER ANSWER
It takes the average person nearly THREE DAYS to RELAX ON VACATION!
Stress of packing, travel, worries about work, etc all weigh heavily enough on our minds to keep us from enjoying and relaxing on our breaks. And THEN there is the REPACKING, TRAVELING HOME, GOING BACK TO WORK...we need vacations to recover from our vacations.
THAT'S IT.
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